it was a fall of 2014, i was digging through some old VHS tapes, then i found a VHS called "Pokemon! Episode 1.5!" I was exited to see my old pokemon episodes, so i popped that sucker into the VHS and pressed play!,
I Was Eager To see My childhood memories again, then the title started up, But ash was singing it, i was baffled, Ash? Singing The theme?, then the title card showed up, "Ash Gets A Drug Test!" i didnt know what to think, the episode started with ash's mom waking him for breakfast, then ash woke up and smashed the clock on his mom's face, she fell back unconsious, ash woke up and went outside, he crossed in the tall grass, Prof. Oak stopped him, ash turned around and kicked him, oak fell to the ground, then ash went into the lab, it was a lab with pokemon inside, oak limped into the room, ash t-bagged oak and stole pikachu, as he was walking out, gary stopped and talked to him, "I Got my pokemon Before You!, HAHA! Im The Best In The Whole Frikin' World HAH-" Ash Shoots Gary and gary falls to the ground dead, he then went and stole misty's bike then turned black, he wrecked the bike off a cliff and laughed in misty's face, then it cut straight to episode 3, ash, misty,and brock were walking in the forest, misty says "Can we take a Break?, We've Been walking For Hours!" Brock's face turned blood red and he began shooting curse words at misty, ash said "Hey Man!, Lay off!" Then brock strangled ash until he fell to the ground, Misty tries to run but pikachu runs toward her, pikachu shocks misty to the ground, and then it cuts to them walking again like nothing ever happened, ash yawns really loud until it was so loud it could bust your eardrums, then brock kicked misty and farted in her face, then he craps a turd and her hair, team rocket comes in and shoots a harpoon through brock, brock then dies and meowth grabs his body and takes it to the hot air balloon, ash then farts At a really loud high pitched rate, then it cuts to them in town, "I can't wait to meet the gym leader!'' Says ash, then brock says "Yea! i heard she was really hard!" misty says "hmm hmmm" then brock evolves into a baboon and runs away, ash gets a bucket of murcery and spashes it in her face, then he pours lemon juice on the wound, oak is then seen behind ash with a sniper rifle, he carefully nails ash in the head, the episode ends with james crapping on ash's mom.''
I was stunned, then i heard a noise, it was ash!, he strangled me until i killed him
THE END